Comment

Dear Sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about your inaccurate representation of yesterday's unfortunate incident. Two team members were involved in a scintillating "jam", involving among other things; chicken wings, dragon catches, and pretzels, when suddenly - and without warning from idle team members who should've been keeping a look out! - they were attacked by a vicious, snarling beast intent on destruction and harm. Bravely they played on, toying with the evil brute, until they were distracted by the inane ranting coming from the coach. This caused an interruption to their impeccable accuracy and allowed the killer to make it's fatal strike. It is with regret that I note the damage caused to the freestyle 165 frisbee. I had hoped the purchase of two alcoholic beverages would've eased your distress. Unfortunately I see that this is not the case.
I am, yours etc. John William Davies.