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Sunday, May 01, 2005
Dog Debacle or 'Puppy Panic'
This little fella (or one remarkably similar) caused the damage seen below on lovely NEW freestyle 165 Frisbee. Team members panicked and decided the best way to react was to keep throwing the frisbee about in an erratic and uncontrolled way, at the same time allowing their own irrational fear to completely take them over. Culminating in a feeble 'throw' straight to the puppy. They also completely ignored the clear advice and guidance being given by experienced team coaches on the scene. It just goes to prove the old adage; 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself'. Needless to say both team members are DROPPED from all competition events this month. All players please note; when a dog shows an interest in training sessions, whoever has the disc should immediately hold it flat to their body and ignore the pooch. Other players could also help by distracting the mutt. GOT IT?
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Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about your inaccurate representation of yesterday's unfortunate incident.
Two team members were involved in a scintillating "jam", involving among other things; chicken wings, dragon catches, and pretzels, when suddenly - and without warning from idle team members who should've been keeping a look out! - they were attacked by a vicious, snarling beast intent on destruction and harm. Bravely they played on, toying with the evil brute, until they were distracted by the inane ranting coming from the coach. This caused an interruption to their impeccable accuracy and allowed the killer to make it's fatal strike.
It is with regret that I note the damage caused to the freestyle 165 frisbee. I had hoped the purchase of two alcoholic beverages would've eased your distress. Unfortunately I see that this is not the case.
I am, yours etc. John William Davies.
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